Happy birthday. Happy birthday! 14. You could crack a joke thats inappropriate for the situation. I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Remember all those silly fights we had growing up? ", "At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober Disappoint them. A joke that lands well with a 20-year-old may not be as well-received by someone in their 60s. May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide. Happy birthday, daughter. I hope you get everything you deserve. Dear sister, you have been both a joy and a pain in my life, though I think perhaps a greater joy. You know youve reached the old age when you back your car into the neighbors swimming pool from across the street and still believe that it was the cars fault. Happy Birthday!, 174. 72. ", "If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. At your age, getting lucky means being able to find your car in a parking lot., 228. Yah, that sounds right. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Adult Sexy Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. Great big, that is. Youre so very welcome. Happy birthday. Really, its nothing to get worked up over. Youre just collecting wrinkles., 137. Okay, jokes aside, today we're here with a concern that millions of people have every day: "What do I wish a friend who already has everything in life, aka me?" Being younger than you hasnt always been easy, but I have to say theres nothing more satisfying than beating you in literally anything. Lets start with large print., 262. You are such a sweet and beautiful sister. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store. Happy birthday, big brother!, 175. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. so enjoy this and express your feeling in comments. But not me. I hope your birthdays a great one! Happy birthday!, 229. Funny birthday wishes may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these jokes, messages, or wishes. Happy birthday,cousin!, 241. Happy birthday, bro! If you keep on working hard, one day you may end up being like me. Llama just say, happy birthday to you. Others bake it happen. Start the pouring, and happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Wishing you the happiest birthday ever. Stay healthy my friend! Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do., 260. I am laughing out loud as of now. Wishing you a very happy birthday. ", "Happy birthday, my dearest friend! I Went On Vacation With My Friend And Her Family, They Kicked Me Out So I Got My Own Room And Stayed On, 30 Informative And Fun Food Charts For Anyone Trying To Eat Smarter, Im Not Coddling Her Anymore: After Years Of Walking On Eggshells Around Her Childless Sister, This Mother Stands Up For Her Son, 50 Historical Figures People Thought Were Nuts At The Time But Were Proven To Be Right Years Later, Clueless Director Calls For A Meeting Over Mass Resignation After Company Cancels WFH, Employee Explains It In A Way He Would Understand, "Can't Approve Overtime? Happy birthday!, 124. Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. 8. Happy Birthday! 5. Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that youve managed to survive this long. ", "The secret to staying young is make up Make up an age, then stick with it! I am giving you what you have given me everyday, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday. Happy birthday! On your birthday, we ask that you kindly act your age not your shoe size. Happy birthday, dad. Congratulations! I just want to say happy birthday and no, you cant borrow that shirt. 97. Happy birthday! With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. Happy birthday cousin! I love you a whole lot. Happy birthday! Happy summer birthday! Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy. These funny birthday card messages keep it light and fun. Once youre over the hill, thats when you begin to really pick up speed. We will not publish or share your email address in any way. I love you, dad. The cats out of the bag. ", "Happy birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age And definitely not acting it.". Happy birthday! Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Consider it a very early one for next year. Happy birthday. Happy Birthday to someone whos an even bigger diva than me! At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. Lets go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people., 4. Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have. You also smell like my dog. "Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same." Audrey Hepburn. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!, 267. I hope you don't care that I have bought you a cake to deliver to your mother, congratulate your mother on her work and birth. Now throw me a party! I can bearly contain my excitement. Wishing you a sloth of fun on your birthday. Cheers to you and your birthday. If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly! Happy birthday!, 63. We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? This is the oldest Ive ever seen you. At your age, theres nothing funny about birthdays. Happy Birthday!, 172. Age before beauty, brother. But, obviously with better clothes. If you need the kids to help you blow out the candles, youre definitely over the hill., 140. Happy birthday, cousin!, 231. I was going to send you a paper card, but my Internet connection came back just in time for me to send you his message., 59. So technically, Im already covered for next year. Bette Midler Random Live your life and forget your age. Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card., 52. Heres to another year, cousin!, 245. Happy Birthday! The 105 Funny get well wishes for friends, mother, father, son and daughter; 35+ Feel Better Soon Quotes; 65+ Get Well Soon Quotes; The 105 Get Well Soon Messages for your Boyfriend, Girlfriend Husband or Wife; The 100 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. 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Funny birthday quotes, funny quotes for birthdays, Funny birthday wishes and messages, birthday wishes quotes, Funny birthday messages, funny birthday sayings, funny inspirational birthday quotes. 26. Happy Birthday!, 183. Happy birthday!, 10. So, I am not telling you. ", "Happy birthday, mom! George Meredith. "The greatest . It's your birthday! Those are the marks of wisdom., 248. Have some cake and ice cream to celebratesherbert day! Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live! Itll make you feel less like a dinosaur., 58. Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. Today, its important to smile and laugh as much as you can. Im so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. So lets share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! Happy who? ", "Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! 59. The unwritten clause of every relation is to laugh like an idiot when the other looks funny & weird. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! ", "Heres to many more rotations around the sun. ", "Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle. We have millions of members all over the world., 9. We'll start with our best one-liners, then move in to funny birthday wishes for BFFs. Or buy Birthday cards in quantity. Here are some funny birthday messages specifically for a guy. Sister! You cant feel it, but it is definitely there! Must be all the candles on your cake. Getting Older | Overindulging | For Men | For Women | Miscellaneous. Happy birthday. Please check link and try again. So we've got you covered. #1 My special funny birthday wishes to you!, 205. Happy birthday cousin! To forget about how old youre getting, lets drink enough to subtract an entire year off your life., 238. 69. I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it. Sending you s'more . I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. ", "You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Happy Birthday brother! When it comes to crafting funny birthday wishes, age can be a great source of inspiration. For your birthday, I got you three wishes from a magical genie! You're pretty dino-mite. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arriving tomorrow. Happy birthday!, 14. For your birthday, Im going to treat you like youve always treated me. ", "Another year together has come and gone. I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one". 6. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits. Happy birthday to someone who is almost old enough to die from the flu., 79. You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. Your age! Its an art to be frugal while being rich . Happy 75th birthday. Happy Birthday, old man. Here are some funny birthday wishes for a lady. 30. Happy Birthday. Here are some humorous birthday wishes that focus on drinking and other indulgences. Whale, whale, whale, its your birthday. I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. I know you really want to turn back the clock, but with the number of years youve racked up, Im really not sure thats even possible. Let us know what you think! Hope you have an awesome day! May this new year of your life bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. This is truly a special day. 71. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man.. I sincerely hope that you dont take this early birthday message as a sign that you might not make it., 27. ", "Its your party and youll cry if you want to; however, I dont recommend it. Its a trap. ", "Its your birthday, you know what that means. Happy Birthday! That was NOT COOL. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. hilarious birthday poems for adults Smiles and laughter, joy and cheer New happiness that stays throughout the year Hope your birthday brings all these and more Filling life with surprise and joys galore! Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call., 80. ", "A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Have fun today. Happy birthday! They werent funny to me then, but now I know you only did it because you loved me. Although Im really not sure why were celebrating a day when your mother was the one who did all the work., 240. Age before beauty. You might hit me with your walking cane! To celebrate, why dont we go shopping? Its a good deal., 132. Dear older brother, I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. ", "To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Prepare for some of the most creative and funny happy birthday wishes. Happy birthday! Thanks!, 99. Famous Funny Birthday Quotes I will never be an old man. Happy birthday, friend. ", "You might be prehistoric, but at least youre not extinct! Wishing you health, happiness, and success on your special day and always. Happy 75th birthday. Just like a fine wine, we all get better with age. :), 219. 15. Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. ", "Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Wonder where you left your phone? But birthday memes are life! And thats because the word you is in youth. If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! You must admit that at least once in your life, you have typed in happy birthday wishes in your Google search bar. Now blow out your candles, and may all your wishes come true! Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.". However, all 100 of these birthday puns have one important thing in common: They will make whoever receives it laugh out loud or at least crack a smile and giggle. Happy birthday!, 102. Happy birthday!, 12. Each contains a funny happy . Happy birthday!, 134. But hey, cant live without them. After seeing all the candles on your cake, I seriously hope that you topped off your fire insurance., 38. Happy birthday, cousin!, 233. Now, tell me the story of 200 years ago. Happy birthday!, 263. Get out and enjoy it while youre still young enough to not fall into the high risk category for heat stroke death., 31. Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Brother Unsplash The greatest gift you could ever ask for is being related to me, so you're welcome! Ive learned so much from you over the years, like how to get away with staying out late, how to make mom and dad mad, and how to tell on your siblings. Perhaps its because laughter is the greatest gift you can give someone. Even my cake is intiers. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. 84. One more year of warming your butt on my couch. Hope your birthday is shrimply amazing. #2. Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that youre older than me. Happy Birthday! Funny Happy Birthday To My Friend. Happy Birthday. Let me honor you with a joke: Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Its your birthday today, and Im once again reminded how old Im getting. Haha, Im laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. Heres to writing checks at the grocery store, doing the NYT crossword puzzle by hand and eating dinner by 5pm so we can be in bed by 9pm (youre right, 8pm is more realistic)! And to think, you always believed you would never amount to anything. Wishing my sweetheart, a very happy birthday. Happy birthday! Happy birthday, friend! Happy birthday, my friend! Celebrate the beautiful & funny birthday with special wishes!, 216. ", "I smell old people! Dear sister, please accept my congratulations for reaching the 15th anniversary of your 20th birthday., 196. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!, 202. Youre not quite there yet, but youre close. Sister! Happy Birthday! ", "Happy Birthday! Smart, good looking, and funny. Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Youre unbelievable! That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us. I was just trying to make my wishes funny Happy birthday dear sister!, 208. To help you avoid those perils, weve put together this gigantic list of funny birthday wishes. Have an astonishing year, happy birthday sister. ", "Another day older is another day to chug more cake. Love you always. May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! May you live to be so old, handicapped stalls become a necessity and not just a spacious place to do your business., 69. You only look as old as the last selfie you took., 54. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. ", "I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem Happy Birthday! At your age, it could go either way. (Closed). Oh, well! Pretty soon you wont be able to remember your age anyway. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to a great friend! 150 Birthday Quotes100 Birthday Jokes250 Birthday Instagram Captions135 Birthday Freebies. Good thing for you Im the second kind. This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesnt want to hear that its her 35th birthday! They say that age is just a number. Happy birthday!, 130. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. I wont tell anyone how old you really are., 95. Happy birthday to my forever partner in crime. Happy birthday! Know what they said? As a close friend, I promise to celebrate your 29th birthday for as many years as you can get away with it., 264. Thats how much you mean to me bro. Too bad you wont be having any., 155. https://unair.ac.id/donnie-sibarani-ramaikan-penutupan-dies-natalis-ke-68-unair/, "Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. Happy birthday! Barpy napfday! Error occurred when generating embed. Woman Shows How "Harry Potter" Characters Were Supposed To Look According To Book Descriptions (35 Pics), 30 Y.O. Seeing as Im older than you, its not a surprise that I cant remember your age. Happy Birthday old sport! Alright, you can light the candles on your birthday cake now. ", "Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie. 49. 53. ", "If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! Happy birthday! 48. Woman Takes DNA Test For Fun Only To Discover Her Long-Term Boyfriend Is Her Full Sibling, "I Just Said Thank You And Left": Mans Nice Gesture Is Praised After Pizza Hut Driver Got A $20 Tip On A $938 Order, 50 Times People Were So Surprised With How Perfectly Things Lined Up, They Just Had To Document It, Woman Is Upset That Neighbors Shed Is Too Big, Calls Inspector, Regrets It When They Maliciously Comply, European Is Shocked To Learn How American Suburbs Work, Goes Online To Ask Some Accurate Questions, "Never Come Back To My Restaurant": Chef Bans Rude Restaurant Patrons And Gives $1,350 Bill To 22 Y.O. Sarcastic Birthday Wishes I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today. And I hope to see you soon., 168. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Happy Birthday animated GIFs to your conversations. Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! Weve divided them into different categories, so you can find a message aimed directly at the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy. Oh, and happy birthday! 67. Your feedback will help us improve the article. I always get emotional on my birthday. ", Umm, either insulting or inappropriate, not sure which, "Birthdays are a lot like golf Its a lot more fun if you dont keep count. Oh wait-that's wine. Oops, I mean yourself. At last youve reached an age where its time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. Be happy and remember that things could be worse. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Oh man thats like, dead in dog years., 32. Make yours a double. Other days you cant find your keys because you put them in the fridge. ", "A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". Happy birthday! Congratulations dad for another year of life! I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Happy birthday!, 122. Follow These Steps: Just because youre old doesnt mean you wont still be doing dumb stuff. ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. Happy birthday, friend! Youre such a special sister. Happy birthday!, 82. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother!, 185. Happy Birthday!, 215. May you have loads of fun on your birthday. ", "Heres to another year of questionable life decisions! A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. Cheers to another year around the sun. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! You, my friend, are one year closer to finding out. You know, youre a really hard person to buy gifts for. Happy birthday, big brother! "Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Happy Birthday! I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. I didnt get you a gift or a card, but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media. Hey dont stress about getting older. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! You obviously take after your favorite aunt hehe! Then you can take a nap. Happy birthday! Also, its cheaper than sending a present. Happy birthday. Ill get the prune juice ready though. ", "Happy birthday! Thats right! Im sorry truly., 66. Happy. So, this year, lets go ever crazier! This is a big one. Birthday Soy Mate Taco Birthday Card Fire hazard Friends Gathered Together Purrfect birthday cat Hoppy frog Party Like a Guacstar Bad Ass Birthday Happy Drunk Birthday One Year Older Dying Reward Age Doesnt Matter Dog years birthday Fantastic birthday Stellar Brain Drain Hot Stuff Birthday Hot diggity dog 1 2 3 4 5 Go ahead, tickle their ribs. What ever would I do without you? Youre a quaran-teen now. Happy Birthday! I think we both know which you are Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 151. ", "I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Im not saying youre old, but if you were milk Id sniff you before pouring you on my cereal. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead! If the birthday card recipient loves a good joke, you can't go wrong with funny happy birthday wishes. ", "Thanks for being older and wiser and letting me know when to expect grey hair and wrinkles. 83. Believe me when I say that we've dug through the vastness of the internet and perhaps the dark web (not really) to deliver these for you. Happy birthday!, 28. You are such a sweet, polite, honest and witty person. ", "The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet. ", "Older? I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date!, 101. Whats the one thing that goes up, but never comes down? Stay safe., 149. 40. Its your birthday, so youre free to cry if you want to. Sis! Im sending this birthday wish to someone who is now too old to sit through a whole movie without having to get up to use the bathroom., 65. ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. For the 20th, 116. Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? Happy birthday!, 120. Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. Fight boredom with iPhones and iPads here. "Birthdays are good for you. Happy birthday! First, you lose your mind. ", "Happy birthday to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! Happy birthday! Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time., 142. May God bless you on your 75th birthday. Happy birthday! Let me help you cousin. Happy birthday queen. Right? ", "If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. I wanted to wish you a happy birthday today and let you know that I truly do look forward to honoring your request of not getting you a gift this year., 112. Worst of all, you could send a funny birthday wish that simply isnt funny. Norman Vincent Peale Live Life Related:101 Funny Quotes That Will Make You LOL! Happy birthday to someone whos age has finally surpassed their number of Twitter followers., 64. The wonderful thing about finally being over the hill is that you pick up speed., 252. Smile today is your birthday. Happy Birthday to someone whos not completely annoying most of the time. Just this morning I was wishing that you were one year older today. Youre not old. Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is wiser, more mature and could care less about material things. Hope thats not too cheesy. Your account is not active. Just dont try too hard to blow out your birthday candles this year. Happy birthday to someone whose party I wont try to sneak out of early. Happy Birthday. I have one for your birthday: Why dont skeletons fight each other? On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. ", "I wouldn't say you're old you've just been young for longer than most of us. You only look as old as the last selfie you took. 101 Old Age Jokes for Birthday Cards. Its your birthday lets over-celebrate!, 86. Happy Birthday! 60. Use them as greeting card birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in a birthday speech. Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. What they forget to mention is that you really wont miss it. Happy Birthday. Look, youre really going to need the lungs of Hercules if you want to blow those candles out. ", "Its so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!, 96. sorry about that. At your age, its important to live large. Time may be a wonderful healer, but its a terrible beautician. He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act! When your birthdays start coming more often than you do, you know you have something to worry about. Youre going to love it!, 110. Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard. But they also bring wrinkles and saggy bits. Happy Belated Birthday! Hey there! Happy birthday old-timer! ", "Happy birthday! Happy Birthday! Your cakes are always extra big to fit all of those candles. We respect your privacy. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Today, you turn 29! But believe me, I can remember both of them. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! I am grateful for your true friendship. There is Facebook that makes you believe that you are popular and then there is me who makes you believe you are smart solely to make you happy! In that time, he's worked as a journalist, blogger, and technical writer, and even had a brief stint as a video game writer. Happy Birthday to my "Best-tea" 4. Congratulations! My Dear Sister, You are Moms Second Favorite Child Guess Who is No. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if youd just buy one yourself., 158. Happy Birthday! 2) pass the blame. Happy Birthday! ", "You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! Happy birthday! For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages. 50. Happy birthday!, 36. These birthday quotes are a mix of funny and wise. Happy birthday! Grandpas usually have a great sense of humor. I'm only here for the cake. Happy Birthday! Finally being over forty is that you really wont miss it. `` off... Three wishes from a magical genie age today, I will never let you forget age. 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