He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. A passenger inside the carriage leans out his head. Ow! Look at the pony! Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. Ha-ha! Fiona kneels down to pat Donkey on the head, then Shrek puts his hands on her shoulders. We both acted like ogres. Uh excuse me. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover. DONKEY: Thats real smooth, Shrek. DONKEY: Hey! But remember, dear, if you should ever need mehappinessis just a teardrop away. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. Bob: Glad to see you got your voice back. WORKER: Your Monte Cristo and coffee--oh! A frog ribbit is heard from inside the chestplate. Harold stands unsure, still clutching the axe, staring out at the moon. Im going! DONKEY: I thought you was going to let her go. Shrek runs up to Fiona. Honestly. SHREK: Then why dont we pop in there for a spell? Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. He opens the cart to reveal Puss and Donkey crammed inside. JEROME: Uh a little. Look what Ive done for her. Fairy Godmother pulls out a red vial and hands it to Harold. Oh I do believe we can make this work to our advantage. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. Fairy Godmother's pink carriage descends. Puss starts coughing and then heaving onto the floor. When did this happen? A wave crashes over Shrek and Fiona as they makeout in the sand and the Little Mermaid takes Fiona's place. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! HAROLD: Sorry. Thats some quality potion! A handsome prince. He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. He grabs the pail of water and looks at his reflection. Its all right. Piata!" Before she can step forward, she passes out and falls to the floor. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. GODMOTHER: Mummy can handle this.. (continuing her son's rant) He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! Stop it! LILLIAN: Theyre both festive, arent they? Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Shrek passes out and falls down. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. FIONA: But its the old one I fell in love with, Dad. HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHREK: Oh, great. Look, guys. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. JOAN: Oh, tired old thingwhos this? Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. DONKEY Yeah, and feeding . He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. HAROLD: Actually, Fairy Godmother, off to bed. He leans her over for a kiss, but they are interrupted by Donkey, who is suddenly standing next to them again. Look! It is totally silent. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Harold walks off again, going up to servants and trying to appear busy. SHREK: Whoawhoawhoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Ladies! Two knights restrain him with an animal capture device and one lifts a dime bag off of him. DONKEY: I cant believe youd walk away from the best thing that ever happened to you. Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . DONKEY: Uh-oh. FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! Well, heres to us, Fiona. Shrek grabs the potion to read it for himself. Woware you from Europe? Someone is playing darts with throwing axes. Huh? SHREK: Gee, thanks. You cant lock us up like this! She is not in. The four stand facing each other. What? Puss is climbing all over Shrek's body and gets into his clothes. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! I need to do Charmings hair before the ball. The crowd gasps. What kind of title is that? Im sorry. She gets up and walks to the balcony, only to notice the diary opened face down. Fairy Godmother sticks her wand in Harold's face and it begins to glow. Donkeys dont purr. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. It is an orange cat, wearing a hat, cape, boots, and brandishing a fencing sword. DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Puss screams. That potion worked on you too, huh? Shrek, Donkey, and Puss reach the end of the room and jump onto the catwalk. Maximum strength. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! I implore you! Contents 1 Join Us after the Program 2 Transcript 2.1 Sora, Donald and Goofy go back to Shrek's house with some friends 2.2 Shrek and Donald want to stay 2.3 Are we there yet? Fiona sighs as Shrek and Harold continue to rip apart their food, sending bits and pieces flying across the table. She goes out to her balcony and cries a single tear, then suddenly notices bubbles floating all around her. Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. The rest of the dinner table does the same. DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Shrek 2 is a transcript. Shrek chuckles nervously. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. SHREK: To do what? The three head back out the doors. Shrek yells through the bars of the door. ISAN. FIONA: Um, actually--Donkey? Confetti rains and fanfare plays. Dont you want to see your wife? FIONA'S BEDROOM. Y'know hes all high in the front, he can never get to the back. They are watching footage of the event as it cuts to a commercial break. Godmother flies into the room and starts singing again. CHARMING: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Well arent you two a sight for sore eyes! DONKEY: Hey, man, this dont feel right. GODMOTHER: Well help you set a new fashion trend! The mucus is sparkling blue. I dont get it, Shrek. Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. A littlefather-son time? Id give anything to have him back. Rawhide! Fiona steps toward the voice and sees Prince Charming standing by a balcony. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. PUSS: But its impossible! Why? How--whenwhen, when, when did you get back? Fiona looks back and gives Harold a confused look before Charming nudges her closer. SHREK: Dad. Prince Charming comes bursting through the doors behind her. You got a puppy? We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. FIONA: Uh, you did! If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. Shrek grabs onto one the arms and Gingy jumps back down to Mongo. Im melting! Mom and Dad approve, and Fiona gets the man shes always dreamed of. Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. Shrek hears a muffled voice. SHREK: Aw, come on, Donkey. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. SHREK: What? How about "Happily Ever After"? Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Move em on! PRICILLA: And this comes with the Medieval Meal. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Well I guess youd better be going. View source History Talk (0) Shrek 2 is a transcript. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? by William Steig.Directed by Mike Mitchell and written by Josh Klausner and Darren Lemke, it is the sequel to Shrek the Third (2007) and the fourth installment in the Shrek film series.The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Antonio Banderas, Julie . Shrek covers Puss' mouth with his finger. Fiona: Donkey! He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. Thats the ol' Keeblers place! It is a sequel to the previous film . Come on! And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Hes with us. Oh, no ogres! Donkey! HAROLD: uh, we, we make this a quick visit. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. Will you honor me with a dance? Behind them, Harold enters inside wearing his cloak. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. HAROLD: Oh, no! Donkey leaps up and over the group of guards and they chase after them. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Right. Shrek and Fiona hold onto each other. He helped rescue me from the dragon. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! He sighs and leans his back to the door. Shrek! And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. Donkey smiles and stares at Shrek, not taking the hint. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. Donkey: How . Im just so darn bored! Harold and Lillian are sat by a fireplace when Fiona walks in. Do you want me to pack for you? What? PUSS: No problema, boss. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. She chases after him. He rides through a forest, snowy mountains and barren desert. Two knights seize Shrek and three more point their crossbows at him. I call that one Shrek and the other Fiona. Milk em hard! SHREK: Hell be fine. JEROME: Pardon. Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. The streets are paved and there are buildings everywhere. FIONA: Dear Diary. SHREK: And youre still the same annoying donkey. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Two guards stand by the stairs. SHREK: Hello? FIONA: And we'll all live happily ever after! Puss forcefully steps on Donkey's hoof. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . Transcript A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Godmother comes flying after them. He cuts a letter P mark in a tree, similar to Zorro. DONKEY: [singing]: Hit it! SHREK: Good! After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. / Your troubles will soon be gone! Harold continues to walk away but Fiona keeps up. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". Oh my dear. He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. Puss stops at a row of potions kept behind a glass display case. Fiona walks out of the room and grabs her suitcase. FIONA: Theres just one problem. DONKEY: Wow! It is loosely based on William Steig's 1990 fairy tale picture book Shrek!, and somewhat serves as a parody film, targeting other films adapted . PRINCESS TOY: Dear knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. FIONA: It was a mistake to bring Shrek here. Charming uses his bow to shoot a roped arrow to a wooden post on the other side and uses it as a zipline. This script is a transcript . B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. In his surprise, Shrek drops Fiona to floor. The page gives a huff, and walks off with the rest of the men. GODMOTHER: So Fiona and Charming will be together. It follows ogres Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz), now a happily married couple, enjoying their honeymoon.Everything is just fine. HAROLD: (sarcastically) An ogre from a swamp. Donkey stands in the doorway. DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? Who is this? And dont worry, they're gonna love you too. Exquisite. What--what did you say? Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. Ow! Right away. She loves that pretty boy, Prince Charming. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. I dont know. Yeah! Say it one more time. Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. SHREK: And guess what, princess? Shrek looks out from the barn, solemnly starting at Far Far Away way off in the distance. They head inside and walk down a hallway, which leads to another set of doors. O-otherwise Im up all night. How bout a side of sugar for the steed? Ride em up! Donkey kicks into a faster pace and towards the Far Far Away Palace. Shrek takes takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward. until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. A dragon roars. My racing days are over! Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Sharpen their pitchforks? DONKEY: We cant be lost! AFTER!!!!!!!!! SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. GODMOTHER: And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate! The crowd gasps. CHARMING: Mom, its me, Shrek. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. DONKEY: Shrek? Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Captain Hook is playing the piano and singing. Isnt it all wonderful! 1 Incredibles 3; 2 . "Lived happily ever after." GODMOTHER: Ladies and gentlemen. SHREK: Look. LILLIAN: I havent. HAROLD: Excellent idea! Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. A chicken wing flies up and lands inside the rancid fish bowl. The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. 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